Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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