Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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