Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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