Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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