Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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