We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I look better un-naked...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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