D3 body, D1 cock
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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