Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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