No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
