Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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