i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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