I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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