I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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