yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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