no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
