Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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