You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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