So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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