I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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