We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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