Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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