so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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