I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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