Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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