We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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