I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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