let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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