my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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