so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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