question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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