it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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