Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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