The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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