he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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