a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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