When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
tell me about the fingering
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