Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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