I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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