I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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