How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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