Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
