Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize