I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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