talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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