Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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