I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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