I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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