Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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I could fuck to npr.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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