So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You are the jesus of drinking
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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