Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing