dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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