Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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