I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys