U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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