I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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