i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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