...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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