I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I wear drunk well.
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